{"product_id":"wet-weenus-elbow-cream","title":"Wet Weenus Original Elbow Cream","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour weenus has been neglected long enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat dry, rough, cracked skin on your elbow has a name. It is called a weenus. And while you have been moisturizing your face, your hands, and probably even your feet, your weenus has been sitting there suffering in silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWet Weenus is a rich, luxurious shea body butter formulated to rescue the toughest, driest skin on your body. We packed it with 8% fair trade shea butter, jojoba seed oil, sunflower seed oil, and chamomile flower extract to deliver deep, lasting hydration that actually works. It goes on thick, absorbs fast, and leaves zero greasy residue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust smooth, hydrated elbows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it a gag gift? Yes. Does it actually fix your elbows? Also yes. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScoop a generous amount. Apply directly to your dry weenus. Rub it in. Repeat daily. Accept compliments on your smooth elbows.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wet Weenus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48473919193343,"sku":"95418-BLNK-PC-03-06-CR-SBB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/5176\/9343\/files\/wet_weenus_photo.png?v=1777758433","url":"https:\/\/wetweenus.com\/products\/wet-weenus-elbow-cream","provider":"Wet Weenus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}