The Story of Wet Weenus

We made a cream for the most neglected part of the human body. You're welcome.

Why Does This Exist?

It started with a simple observation. Everyone has a weenus (the actual anatomical term for elbow skin), and almost everyone's weenus is dry.

The skincare industry has a cream for everything else. Face creams, eye creams, hand creams, foot creams. But the elbow? The elbow was left behind. Abandoned to dry out and crack against desk chairs and armrests.

We decided to fix that. We wanted to create a product that made people laugh, but we also wanted to create a product that actually worked. Because a joke is only funny once, but a great moisturizer is something you use every day.

We sourced a premium formula packed with shea butter and jojoba oil, slapped a ridiculous name on it, and the Wet Weenus Society was born.

Smooth is everything. Welcome to the club.

Wet Weenus story

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