WET WEENUS ELBOW CREAM

Wet Weenus 3-Pack Gifter Set

★★★★★ 4.9 (127 reviews)
$134.97 $99.99

The ultimate cure for dry, crusty elbows. Rich shea butter, soothing chamomile, and deep-penetrating jojoba oil work together to rescue your weenus from the brink. It makes a hilarious gift, but the formula is no joke.

30-day satisfaction guarantee. If your weenus isn't wet, we'll make it right.

Three jars of Wet Weenus Elbow Cream ready to give.


Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just a "thinking of you," this set is the move. Each jar is packed with our signature shea butter blend deeply moisturizing, fast-absorbing, and obsession-worthy.


Makes a great gift for:

Stocking stuffers, birthday bundles, treating yourself, or to give the person who has everything except soft elbows.

Aqua, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter (8%), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Chamomilla Recutita (Chamomile) Flower Extract, Retinyl Palmitate (Vitamin A), Ascorbyl Palmitate (Vitamin C), Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin.

Orders process in 2 to 3 business days. Standard shipping takes 3 to 7 business days. Free shipping on all orders.


Not satisfied? Contact us within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked. (Except maybe "what happened to your weenus?")

REAL PEOPLE. REAL WEENUSES.

The Weenus Society Speaks.

★★★★★

"I bought this as a gag gift for my husband and he actually uses it every day now. His elbows have never looked better. I'm genuinely annoyed at how well it works."

Sarah M. — Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"I left this on my desk at work and had to explain to my entire team what a weenus is. Best conversation I've had in years. Also my elbows are incredible now."

Jake T. — Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"Bought three jars. One for me, one as a gift, and one to leave in the bathroom at my parents' house just to see what happens. 10/10 product."

Priya K. — Verified Buyer

GOT QUESTIONS?

Frequently Asked Questions

Yes. It is the slang anatomical term for the loose skin at the joint of your elbow. Look it up. We didn't make it up, we just made it wet.
Both. The name is a joke. The cream is very real. It is a high-quality shea body butter that will genuinely fix your dry elbows.
Absolutely. While it is formulated for the tough skin on your elbows, it works wonders on knees, hands, and anywhere else you have dry patches.
Orders typically process in 2 to 3 business days and ship via standard ground shipping. You will get a tracking number as soon as it leaves the warehouse.
If you are not completely satisfied with your Wet Weenus, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will make it right.
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