WET WEENUS ELBOW CREAM
Wet Weenus Original Elbow Cream
The ultimate cure for dry, crusty elbows. Rich shea butter, soothing chamomile, and deep-penetrating jojoba oil work together to rescue your weenus from the brink. It makes a hilarious gift, but the formula is no joke.
Your weenus has been neglected long enough.
That dry, rough, cracked skin on your elbow has a name. It is called a weenus. And while you have been moisturizing your face, your hands, and probably even your feet, your weenus has been sitting there suffering in silence.
Not anymore.
Wet Weenus is a rich, luxurious shea body butter formulated to rescue the toughest, driest skin on your body. We packed it with 8% fair trade shea butter, jojoba seed oil, sunflower seed oil, and chamomile flower extract to deliver deep, lasting hydration that actually works. It goes on thick, absorbs fast, and leaves zero greasy residue.
Just smooth, hydrated elbows.
Is it a gag gift? Yes. Does it actually fix your elbows? Also yes. That is the whole point.
How to Use:
Scoop a generous amount. Apply directly to your dry weenus. Rub it in. Repeat daily. Accept compliments on your smooth elbows.
Aqua, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter (8%), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Chamomilla Recutita (Chamomile) Flower Extract, Retinyl Palmitate (Vitamin A), Ascorbyl Palmitate (Vitamin C), Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin.
Orders process in 2 to 3 business days. Standard shipping takes 3 to 7 business days. Free shipping on all orders.
Not satisfied? Contact us within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked. (Except maybe "what happened to your weenus?")
REAL PEOPLE. REAL WEENUSES.
The Weenus Society Speaks.
"I bought this as a gag gift for my husband and he actually uses it every day now. His elbows have never looked better. I'm genuinely annoyed at how well it works."
"I left this on my desk at work and had to explain to my entire team what a weenus is. Best conversation I've had in years. Also my elbows are incredible now."
"Bought three jars. One for me, one as a gift, and one to leave in the bathroom at my parents' house just to see what happens. 10/10 product."
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