Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you were too afraid to ask about your weenus.
Great question. A weenus (also spelled weenis or wenis) is the loose, excess skin on the outside of your elbow. It is a real anatomical term. Go ahead and Google it. We will wait. Now that you know it exists, you will never stop noticing how dry everyone's is.
Both. That is the whole point. Wet Weenus is a genuinely premium shea body butter formulated with 8% fair trade shea butter, jojoba oil, and chamomile extract. It actually works on dry, rough elbow skin. It is also the funniest thing you will ever put on your bathroom shelf. We refuse to choose between the two.
Every jar is made to order. Please allow 2 to 3 business days for processing and an additional 3 to 5 business days for delivery within the United States. Total estimated delivery is 8 to 14 business days. We know. We are working on it. Your weenus is worth the wait.
Not yet. We currently ship to US addresses only. Dry elbows are a global problem and we are aware of this. International shipping is coming.
Free. On every order. No minimum, no catch. We cover it.
Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Aqua, Cera Alba, Cetyl Alcohol, Sodium Tetraborate, Fragrance, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Pentaerythrityl Tetra-Di-T-Butyl Hydroxyhydrocinnamate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Sodium Gluconate. Cruelty-free. Paraben-free. Made in North America.
Wet Weenus is formulated for all skin types. It is paraben-free, cruelty-free, and made with skin-soothing ingredients like chamomile extract and jojoba oil. If you have specific allergies, please review the full ingredient list above before purchasing.
Technically yes. It is a shea body butter and works great on knees, heels, hands, and any other dry areas. But officially, it is for your weenus. We are very focused.
Because every jar is made to order, we do not accept returns on opened products. If your order arrives damaged or there is an issue with your order, contact us within 14 days and we will make it right. See our full Refund Policy for details.
It is the best gift. It is funny enough to get a genuine laugh and useful enough that they will actually keep it. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, white elephant exchanges, office parties, or anyone in your life with visibly dry elbows. You know who they are.
We are real humans. Reach out on our Contact page and we will get back to you fast.